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2007-05-10T05:39:00.000-07:00

WAHAHAA...GUESS WHOS BACK AFTER A LONG TRIP TO WONDERLAND????ME!!!!!AND I AM BACK...WITH LOTS AND LOTS OF POSTINGS TO DO HERE...wahaaha...anyway..exams are freaking over man...and tomorrow got the olympics..like wat AH calls it..haha....find itfreaking lame la....OLYMPICS...wonder wat the councilers will say tomorrow.....maybe it will go something like this....

SC:hello AH lower sec b division...welcome to our very own olympics....we hve the javelin...shotput and soo much more!!! and captains ball to which is not found in olympics...(wow..than why is it called olympics???)

SC2:that's rite...so let us put ur hands together to welcome the "stars"...woohoho...(the sc siao lia.o..call IMH...SUM1~!!!!!)

AHS lower sec students:(everybody sleeping liao....so no need to clap...)

okok...etting out of point.....anyway...i thnk i just screwed my sci.... my mind just suddenly blanked ot and i forgot the fomulas that i learned..AND LAST OF ALL...I ALSO DUNNO WHETHER THE TEACHER SIAO LIAO OR WAT...AS THIS TYPE OF STUPID QUESTION...question 12: why does a extremely super duper doubly thick mirror have double images???(bet u dunno)...i wanted to raise my hand and ask mrs NC koh to let me go to the sci lab and test out if it even true la...like DOUBLE IMAGES????WAT??U MEAN U CAN SEE 2 OF UR UGLY SELF ON THE MIRROR????THAT WAS A 2 MARK QUESTION...and guess wat i answered???

Ans:DEAR WHOEVR SET THIS PAPER.....JUST A GENTLE REMINDER THAT THIS I SEC2 SCI....NOT UNI...O MAYBE U JUST RAN OUT OF QUETION TO ASK...OR DID U DO IT ON PURPOSE???? ANYWAY...THANKS FOR ADDING ON TO MY GENERAL KOWLDGE THAT U CAN SEE 2 OF USELF ON MIRROR.....
maybe i can get 1 mark?? wt do u think??? its quite long wat rite????
haha...just kidding la...obviously i didnt write that la.... i wrote that the light has to bend over a longer distace...therefore forming double images....haha...i know its crap..but i didnt have time....so i just wrote that...haha...
oh ya....mummy day comin already rite???wat shld i get mum ah???i know la...just put a picture of me into a box and tada!!! u get a mothers day present...i think mothers day is like overrated la....like chicken essence got this box t give ur mum...that got this stupid brand...where u ive ur mother some pills which can cure her so called "extremely painful back'..erm...i wold rather ask my ather to massage my mother can.....wl..so crap la....
and i got raped by a freakin bunch of disgusting mosquitoes!!!!WL... i know i ver sweet la...but must take my blood is it???i very little blood ok....my bone marrow jut wants o take a short honeymoon with my brain to "disneyland for organs"...since they are not workin....anyway...my knee cap also killing me.i think she want to go honeymoon also la....watever la...go la go la...let me die without my organs...than the pathologist will be wonderin where all my organs go.....yesterday..my freaking knee cap so pain...and i did nt realise and continued walking...than i ask myself....which part of my body so pain ah??? thn my brain suddenly so smart...she took bus back from disneyland and said:' my Dear child...IT IS UR FREAKINGSTUPID KNEE CAP THAT HURTS LA MORON!!!!'

AIYA....WHO CARES LA..CHOP OF MY LEG BETTER....ok...nothin to blog liao...i also want to go watch my shw and find my organs...haha...ciaosssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-10-11T07:40:00.000-07:00

hello!!!so happy sia...exams over liao..just here to revive my blog..which seems so dead...this is situational irony man..my blogskin is bout life..but this whole blog is like..dead can???evidence tt this blog is ironic can be found.....haha...ok shall stop here to not remind u guys bout the lit paper...yay!!preparedto fail liao..so cool la...just wish me luck and remeber to come for my funeral..

haiyo..also dun know wat to post today..except tt i am like ready to fail...un know bout the rest...bout how they feel bout the paper..dun know and dun care..oh my god la...uides is like starting next week liao...yay...entering torture chamber in 1 week time...whoots...wonder watthey gonna do...skin us??cook us...hmm..i think marinating us will be fun man...ok la...just here to revive this blog...got nothin much to say..go anything will say 2moro ba...ttfn...

2006-09-14T17:15:00.000-07:00

hey get this.....THIS RETARDED BLOG WILL BE DOWN TILL END OF YEAR EXAMS END K??

yeah dun cry...i know i know...dun waste ur salt...ur body needs salt...so dun cry for me singapore...i know my fellow ppl will miss me...i cried becoz of this too...my body wasted so much sweat....and salt lar...de....haha...just kiddin la...i cry for wat..this blog is just for fun..to cheer ppl up...but recently...some retarded chicken neh neh bang sai shithead OBVIOUSLY do not like my blog...bitch oso dun know how to spell...wat retarded shithead....if u do not like this blog rite..u see the top rite hand corner there??the little cross thingy...yeah...smart or stupid i dun know...but pls press tt thing...and wait....wait....wait....ALAS...U GET OUT FROM ME BLOG!!! AINT TT COOL...ME GOODNESS...THIS COMPUTER IS JUST SO COOL LAR...ok so crappy...anyways...the previous post was done by jojo..a.k.a josephine wang ...watever her chinese name is..forgot liao...I STUPID CANNOT HAR!!!

anyway...to willie..ying xuan ask me to forgive u for ur stupidity...yeah..i shall forgive u for calling u a rat... I THEREBY...FORGIVES MY SERVANT RATTY WILLIE AW JIA HAO...coz i called him a rat...i forgived u coz my heart big okkays... but i will do somethin...i will make another annoucement...I HEREBY DEMOTE SERVANT RATTY AW JIA HAO TO WASH ME TOILETS FOREVER IN UR LIFE...I DO NOT CARE HOW RATTY HOW SMALL...HOW SQUEAKY U ARE...U MAKE MY TOILETS SQUICKY CLEAN FOR ME!!!

the queen has to rest now...so WILLIE... go wash toilet now....dun squeak for me k ...go WASh TOILET NOW.... yah...the queen is goin to sleep...dun disturb her liao...bye...

2006-09-14T03:05:00.000-07:00

hey people ... dis josehine .. posting 4 yijing cos she got no tym.. im not yi jing so please dun expect funny posts from here ... here goes..
hello..realised that my blog is so dead ... so i came 2 give it CPR.. see ? i can go join sjab...ok...so in sel we watch the chinese chinna thingy..den i go online..wah. so fun man!! den josephine went to teach me how to do the links for this blog..then was in class for the rest of the day .. charis left school immediately after school for tuition..then stayed back with jayce,grace,xinwei and josephine.. haha.. xin wei bought chicken rice so we accompany him ... then we saw yi rong's big broh-der.. haha.. he look lik the fatter version of yirong ... u pull the cheeks of yi rong den confirm look like his bro .. haha .. it was so hilarious.. then got dis big group of badminton guys went to yi heng down there den one guy came to in front of us den go do comb his hair wif his fingers and act shuai ... den i ask him wad he doing den he go back.. so hilarious !! haha !!den we saw mr muhammed den i go talk to him .. den de rest came and talk too..hahaha.. den we go class and walk about, went canteen and went to class and went home ... started raining so we opened our brellies and continued walking..

ok dats aw dat i can rem 4 today yijing ... so buhbyes ..

ps.. hey yi jing ... ur links sumting wrong .. ill try help as much as possible kaes ? (x

2006-08-27T18:20:00.000-07:00

hello...just came to my blog and realised something..it is dead!!!like so dead la....nvm...so now in ACC lessons..told u no time to blog...so will make full use of this time to blog k???so someone make me so pissed...i mean like very...as u sahld know..the person is.....WTR!!!(willie the rat) yes...i know...as usual rite???but he tell the NCC sec 1s that i am a disgrace to guides...wat the chicken neh neh bang sai shithead la he....FOS...so pissed man...then he leh...a rat still can join NCC....can a rat do pumping??/it can only squeak...*squeak squeak*...wiliie the ratty face....

now..i am goi to teach u some lessons....close ur eyes now....everybody...now imagine...willie changing into a rat....*squeak squeak*...then imagine tt rat doin pumping...*SQUEAK!!1 SIR...*SQUEAK 2 SIR!!!!HAHA....SO HILARIOUS...OH MY GOSH...

anyways...must buy rat poison....got alot of rats in school...remind me to ask grace to buy sulphur...some kind soul...thank u...bye!!!

PS:my tagboard is dead....so pls tag k???

2006-08-13T18:24:00.000-07:00

helo!!came back to revive my blog here...so good rite i??i know..u just have admit it rite??ok..so as i am writing this rite..this idotic teacher behind me is like“关掉！！！”blah blah blah...so FOS(full of shit) la...so i have to resort to my ultimate power “老师你好帅喔！！！” ok so tt was wat i said..and he did not say anything!!i told u i was very good..haha..actuallyi am in the lab now..got no time to blog at home so i blog now lor...then today in the morning corny said he was goin to china!!!!oh my god!! CHINA!!! shitty sia...u know the ppl there rite..they spit on the floor..then gt one time my cousin say she in the resaurant rite..then suddenly this china guy suaddenly spit into his hand and clean it on the curtain..my go la...like neh neh bang sai la...cant he just swallow the mucus...must spit into his hand!!! his hand leh!!his food not saltish enof is it??must resort to adding mucus into his food!!! haha..so his porridge will become a gooey substance..haha..anyway..corny does not need to worry bout getting lost there...coz the ppl there are white remeber??from the satellite u already can see a big black bloopy dot there...u know tt is corny...haha...ok..so bout the china guy thing rite...i know ur vomit bucket must be full now rite??i give u an idea boutwat to do wiht it la...drink it..and u will feel the hot thick subsatnce goin down ur throat...lolx...ciao for now!!!

2006-08-13T17:58:00.000-07:00

2006-08-04T07:50:00.000-07:00

hey peeps..lalala..just joined the tea leave club a few days ago...3 days ago i think...well..today i shall write an apology to a rat called willie..here goes...

dear rat face oops..sorry..i mean rat willie...shit!!!i mean willie:
i am so sorry for writing the previous post bout u...just hoope that u will accept this ratty apology from me...i mean sorry..apology..to be precised..*ahem...if i had offended ur ratty... i mean glass heart..i am so sorry if i had broken it...but dun worry i will replace it with another one..but this one is special...with the shape of a rat!!!yeah..so just accept this apology and we shall be ratty frends again...wanna join my ratty club??just call me k???or email to this...www.willieisarat.org.com..thank u...

enjoy ur ratty life!!!!*squeak squeak*.....

yeah so back to the proper blogging....i am tea leave 9!!!yay!!!so happy sia...but the rules are lame....our motto..we go with jam and bread!!!haha..had math tuition today...so stupid sia...actually i needed it..if not i will fail for sure...sigh...i also wanna be a rat liao...bye *squeak squeak* but i am enjoying my life...*squeak squeak*

PS: the writer has turned into a rat..like willie...

2006-07-30T19:56:00.000-07:00

hey wassup??long time never post liao...coz like nothin much happen...but yesterday i went to esplanade...was boring....except when the intermission...i was finding someone la...then find like ten times roud the whole esplanade..i could not find tt person la...but when i turn around..i found his good frend..which is also my top of the list most disgusting guy...willie aw...bleddy rat face standing there...wore black somemore..black rat...i could not recognise him at first..then i tot..wah this person look like rat..then i was like oh my god...willie...disgusting...i tried to run away...but got so many idiotic fat ass locking my way...how to run away...i tell u he just pisses the shit out of me can....disgusting filthy rat face...piss off....ok then i could not find him...until today...my frend told me t person helping back stage..i was lke..so u mean i wasted twenty mins finding tt idiot...and not only could i not find him..i saw a rat...lke wat the hell can...stupid ia...

ok so tts all...bye....

2006-06-24T07:24:00.000-07:00

have u found ur real self??have u really wondered who u really are??r wat u are doin here??wat u really specialise in??or wat u are even good in??for me..the answer is no...i just cant find the real me..where i belong or watever i am..or even who am i....have u gotthe feeling tt even if u are not on earth..nobody will evn care for u..is like..nobody gives a shit bout u??isnt it hurting when u feel tt way??how do u find the real u??have u found ur answer???the answer is lying straight before ur very own eyes.....

ok back to the real post...lolx..i wrote the top stuffs for fun..just to express my feeling coz it is like sometimes u really do not know who u really are and feeling very shitty..yeah soi wrote those...so erm..i shall start blogging from thurs onwrds eh??yeah soon thurs rite..i had this stupid coy meetin which only lasted ten miserable mins.so dumb lor..if know then dont come to sch lio..the time i take to go to sch is like longer then the whole damn meeting itself la...so me n grace dont want to go back..so we stay in sch till i think 12.30 ba...to wait for charis..we finished our meeting at 10.15...then we talked la..stuffs like when corny become sc liao..who will be the next monitor..we came up wit funny ppl like xin wei...*pukes..lolx...and clement who will kill everybody with his BO if we misbehave and many more ppl la...but we stillprefer our cornelius....haha..then we talked bout other then we watched the eng drama ppl play some stupid game...like hit a little bit then must act act fall ont the groun..so er xing...then after the ed ppl go into eagles nest...we continue toking bout erm...forgot liao..pai seh..but very fun la..like cannot tok finish like tt..then at 12 this weird guy from sec4 ed called ben i think..he just came out from eagles nest and started playing the piano...weird rite??wah lao eh..me and grace was like...hmm..this guy is weird..really weird...he is also damn gay one..but i think he act one one la..during the defence thing rite..he was like hugging and smelling this guy in front of the whole hall la..wah biang oi..it isdamn er xing k...haha..ok the after charis came out we go home liao..and tt guy was still playing the piano...

then on fri we had camp..last camp for the sec4s le..a little bit sad la...and anyway congrats chermaine for being the ACL!!well done gal!!!haha we had PT tt day damn tring and much more so go home went out for dinner then come home sleep lio...

then today actually got nothin much la...just study lor..and nothin liao..haha..wah quite long post ah..sian la...one more day till sch re-open..goin to die soon...still finding my 10,000year old buried holiday homework...so..ttfn...

2006-06-21T08:10:00.000-07:00

hey..wassup??yeah..four more days to sch..and homework barely touched..haha..my motto:dont know,dont care...hahaok yeah lots to catch up on the newspaper..so when i came back..i read one whole big pile of newspaper..and yeah..atualy it is considered little la..so erm..yep..and there was this issue on this sick ass guy (in life!),he was like"i cannot stnd women who act like they know foot ball when in actual fact they do not..."it is like wat the hell la..u sick freak..u think u guys only can play football and we cant??now wat 时代 already uncle??u guys can also do wat we gals do wat like shopping..paint ur nails and do wat gals do..why cant we gals do wat u do??u guys dont do wat we gals do coz u are afraid for ur face...pls la..dont make me puke k...why cant we play football??for all u know..we play football better then u guys do..so get a life..and actually i wanted to write a letter to this sick ass..and i actually planned a draft in my head to write it into the newpaper..but dont know how la...but i decided to share with u my draft..i so good rite??lolx..but dont copy hor...so here we go....

dear *pukes* mr "know-all-'bout-football",
i resent the letter that u wrote into the newpaper bout that u cannot stand girls trying to act like they know football,but inactual fact,they do not??like seriously,u think u know meh??if can then pls tell me how many worldcup portugal,france and england has won?pls tell me u know..if not..then shut tt smeely,stinky trap of urs.why cant we play football??is there a rule tt says "no gals are allowed to play football.........unless they go for sex change.."??and i agree with u tt some gals just look at the players for their hot bods and stuff..but THAT IS MINORITY ONLY U FREAK!!(and kaka is not handsome nor cute...)so if u wld kindly write another letter to give an OFFICIAL APOLOGY to us women,i wld really appreciate tt(throw in two slaps and a kick on ur ass wld be just great)...ttfn...

from,
miss pissed-off:)
yeah,so tt was my draft..i was like lloking at it..proud with myself..imagine if h really did write an apology..WAHAHA tt wld be so great..haha..then got this picture ting rite??i decided to submit cornelius koshy photo so tt on the newspaper,no body willknow me..haha so bad rite..yep..so tts all....ttfn....

2006-06-18T05:46:00.000-07:00

hello..gone back to my daily blogging liao..maybe only la... after sch opens i must start mugging liao ..so i may not be into blogging alot la..so erm..yeah..today is quite boring lor...my relatives came yeah..and i got this relatiive..damn fake i tell u she is oe of the fakest person i have ever met in y life..wah lao..she like got a thousand masks hidden under her face la...so damn fake..see already cannot eat dinner sia...super angry...yeah..so today quite dumb acually..nothin to blog bout...nothin funny happen..nothin funny to tell u too...so next time if got i will tell u k??bye...

2006-06-17T06:20:00.000-07:00

hilo...back in singapore now...haha..so cool..ok there is nothin to be so cool..yep erm so..basically really nothin to blog la..except for the world cup...hmm..me here rooting for er..lots la...argentina,england,france,spain,italy..yep tts all...and definitely not brazil..father lord pls dont let brazil win..pls..pretty pls...neh neh..they like win so many times liao lor...so not fair..must let other ppl win..see i so good eh..haha..but i just realised somethin..my frends watch football to look at ppls body..o man...and mayvis..pls...kaka..is NOT cute...neither does he have a hot bod...and anyway..they all wear jerseys when they play..so how in the world for crying out loud can u look at their body???confused here now...lolx..wah seh one more week to sch..must do homework liao..haha...so sad..and i just realised something...i missed lots of guides activities liao...goin to hang myself with magee mee...bye...

2006-06-08T05:52:00.000-07:00

hello...yeah..flipped through some magazines just now..sigh..tom and katie are really killing me and brad and jolie too..see them want to get heart attack...wah lao eh..tom is like still acting like small kid la..he think he damn handsome like tt...hope their child look like shrk..bleh..cannot stand them..then got brad and jolie to..biang eh..going to kill myself soonbrad now look like a freaking drug addict la...he looks like an african too..hmm..wonder if he is going to migrate there..will think bout it more..ok bye..got nothin to blog anyway...

2006-06-06T07:17:00.000-07:00

hi,got nothing to blog leh..but got one thing to tell u guys..I AM HALF WAY GOING TO FINISH THE DAVINCI CODE!!haha..in the first time in my life..i read 300 pages..haha...so proud of myself...but the book sometimes i skip de la..coz quite boring..but its an interesting book la...so lets tok bout today..wake up..brush teeth..bathe..(need me to go through the process??)so then after tt eat breakfast..lunch dinner..then watch tv..just talked on msn with jess...haha..cool gal..i love her..haha..i not les hor..yeah but we toked and ireally miss the old days...i miss those times when we siang wai the most haha...so funny..then i asked her if we cld go back to becoming P6 again..wld i want to go not..i felt...it wld be great to..but i really love where i am now..i mean not the sch but i relly love my frends..like grace..especially grace she is a great person..cool gal..yeah but..i miss my old frends too..but..i dont know how to put it la..i tot tt if we go back to P6 again rite...wld we be as close as ever??coz its like now lots of complication la..not complications la..but er...dont know how to say lor..yeah..so will think bout it la..for now...tts all k??bye..need to sleep liao..so tired..*yawn*:)

2006-06-05T05:43:00.000-07:00

hi...today was bad...bleh...i was so bad to my mother..my stupid sis la..she damn ass one la..but in the end i said sorry then ok liao lor...bleh...few days ago i this damn weird dream man i dreamt that my class had special powers haha...so cool ..but our powers was weird...er..tts y i said this dream was weird la..my friend cornelius is an indian la..i think half indian..maybe coz his skin is chocolate colour de...but pure indian is totally black de...u put them on black wall is totally cannot see de..haha..u can only see their eye ball and teeth..and their teeth is exceptionally white..i brush so many times also cannot be as white as them de...but this cornelius rite..just treat him as pure indian la...in my dream rite..he is the lao da k..coz he got alot of power la..his defence power is that he will stick onto the black wall and camouflage himself sia..so cool man..then his attack is that he can come out poison chocolate milk from his er..nipple la..pai seh hor but this is my dream..then the milk will drown the bad ppl then they will die...so cool sia...then got the er lao da...is yin soon..hhaa..he got alot of polka dots on his face one..in real life and in my dream to..sorry la sorry la yin soon even in my dreams ur polka dots oso will not leave u..but dont worry la..this polka dots is good de..this polka dots rite...when got bad ppl hor..u squeeze one of them and just ONE hor mind u then they will come out yellow pus tt will drown the bad guys with smelliness and just drown them lor..tts y when yin soon lao da fighting hor..our class must stand ten metres away from him..if not we oso die...lol..then last of all got san lao da..is clement...haha..he got BO de so his power damn strong..he just raise up his hand rite..they die liao..then another funny thing..when he raise up his hand hor..u can see the green smoke from there de leh..haha...tts all..i just talked bout my lao das only...dont want to go further..i also got special power la...but dont want to tell..haha...ok gtg liao..dont miss me k...haha

first post

2006-05-31T19:09:00.000-07:00

hey peeps,yeah..my first post eh??actually i deleted my first blog coz of some very crude content..yeah so i hope this blog will be a little better eh?hmm..ok so let me tell u more bout myself,i am a 13-year old gal and erm..i am in anglican high and i am in guides...BLEH...disgusting cca..so gross..but actuall quite fun la..ok rite now going o tell my frends bout my new blog liao bye...