WAHAHAA...GUESS WHOS BACK AFTER A LONG TRIP TO WONDERLAND????ME!!!!!AND I AM BACK...WITH LOTS AND LOTS OF POSTINGS TO DO HERE...wahaaha...anyway..exams are freaking over man...and tomorrow got the olympics..like wat AH calls it..haha....find itfreaking lame la....OLYMPICS...wonder wat the councilers will say tomorrow.....maybe it will go something like this....
SC:hello AH lower sec b division...welcome to our very own olympics....we hve the javelin...shotput and soo much more!!! and captains ball to which is not found in olympics...(wow..than why is it called olympics???)
SC2:that's rite...so let us put ur hands together to welcome the "stars"...woohoho...(the sc siao lia.o..call IMH...SUM1~!!!!!)
AHS lower sec students:(everybody sleeping liao....so no need to clap...)
okok...etting out of point.....anyway...i thnk i just screwed my sci.... my mind just suddenly blanked ot and i forgot the fomulas that i learned..AND LAST OF ALL...I ALSO DUNNO WHETHER THE TEACHER SIAO LIAO OR WAT...AS THIS TYPE OF STUPID QUESTION...question 12: why does a extremely super duper doubly thick mirror have double images???(bet u dunno)...i wanted to raise my hand and ask mrs NC koh to let me go to the sci lab and test out if it even true la...like DOUBLE IMAGES????WAT??U MEAN U CAN SEE 2 OF UR UGLY SELF ON THE MIRROR????THAT WAS A 2 MARK QUESTION...and guess wat i answered???
Ans:DEAR WHOEVR SET THIS PAPER.....JUST A GENTLE REMINDER THAT THIS I SEC2 SCI....NOT UNI...O MAYBE U JUST RAN OUT OF QUETION TO ASK...OR DID U DO IT ON PURPOSE???? ANYWAY...THANKS FOR ADDING ON TO MY GENERAL KOWLDGE THAT U CAN SEE 2 OF USELF ON MIRROR.....
maybe i can get 1 mark?? wt do u think??? its quite long wat rite????
haha...just kidding la...obviously i didnt write that la.... i wrote that the light has to bend over a longer distace...therefore forming double images....haha...i know its crap..but i didnt have time....so i just wrote that...haha...
oh ya....mummy day comin already rite???wat shld i get mum ah???i know la...just put a picture of me into a box and tada!!! u get a mothers day present...i think mothers day is like overrated la....like chicken essence got this box t give ur mum...that got this stupid brand...where u ive ur mother some pills which can cure her so called "extremely painful back'..erm...i wold rather ask my ather to massage my mother can.....wl..so crap la....
and i got raped by a freakin bunch of disgusting mosquitoes!!!!WL... i know i ver sweet la...but must take my blood is it???i very little blood ok....my bone marrow jut wants o take a short honeymoon with my brain to "disneyland for organs"...since they are not workin....anyway...my knee cap also killing me.i think she want to go honeymoon also la....watever la...go la go la...let me die without my organs...than the pathologist will be wonderin where all my organs go.....yesterday..my freaking knee cap so pain...and i did nt realise and continued walking...than i ask myself....which part of my body so pain ah??? thn my brain suddenly so smart...she took bus back from disneyland and said:' my Dear child...IT IS UR FREAKINGSTUPID KNEE CAP THAT HURTS LA MORON!!!!'
AIYA....WHO CARES LA..CHOP OF MY LEG BETTER....ok...nothin to blog liao...i also want to go watch my shw and find my organs...haha...ciaosssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jaz soh was here with you at
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hello!!!so happy sia...exams over liao..just here to revive my blog..which seems so dead...this is situational irony man..my blogskin is bout life..but this whole blog is like..dead can???evidence tt this blog is ironic can be found.....haha...ok shall stop here to not remind u guys bout the lit paper...yay!!preparedto fail liao..so cool la...just wish me luck and remeber to come for my funeral.. haiyo..also dun know wat to post today..except tt i am like ready to fail...un know bout the rest...bout how they feel bout the paper..dun know and dun care..oh my god la...uides is like starting next week liao...yay...entering torture chamber in 1 week time...whoots...wonder watthey gonna do...skin us??cook us...hmm..i think marinating us will be fun man...ok la...just here to revive this blog...got nothin much to say..go anything will say 2moro ba...ttfn...
jaz soh was here with you at
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hey get this.....THIS RETARDED BLOG WILL BE DOWN TILL END OF YEAR EXAMS END K??yeah dun cry...i know i know...dun waste ur salt...ur body needs salt...so dun cry for me singapore...i know my fellow ppl will miss me...i cried becoz of this too...my body wasted so much sweat....and salt lar...de....haha...just kiddin la...i cry for wat..this blog is just for fun..to cheer ppl up...but recently...some retarded chicken neh neh bang sai shithead OBVIOUSLY do not like my blog...bitch oso dun know how to spell...wat retarded shithead....if u do not like this blog rite..u see the top rite hand corner there??the little cross thingy...yeah...smart or stupid i dun know...but pls press tt thing...and wait....wait....wait....ALAS...U GET OUT FROM ME BLOG!!! AINT TT COOL...ME GOODNESS...THIS COMPUTER IS JUST SO COOL LAR...ok so crappy...anyways...the previous post was done by jojo..a.k.a josephine wang ...watever her chinese name is..forgot liao...I STUPID CANNOT HAR!!! anyway...to willie..ying xuan ask me to forgive u for ur stupidity...yeah..i shall forgive u for calling u a rat... I THEREBY...FORGIVES MY SERVANT RATTY WILLIE AW JIA HAO...coz i called him a rat...i forgived u coz my heart big okkays... but i will do somethin...i will make another annoucement...I HEREBY DEMOTE SERVANT RATTY AW JIA HAO TO WASH ME TOILETS FOREVER IN UR LIFE...I DO NOT CARE HOW RATTY HOW SMALL...HOW SQUEAKY U ARE...U MAKE MY TOILETS SQUICKY CLEAN FOR ME!!!the queen has to rest now...so WILLIE... go wash toilet now....dun squeak for me k ...go WASh TOILET NOW.... yah...the queen is goin to sleep...dun disturb her liao...bye...
jaz soh was here with you at
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hey people ... dis josehine .. posting 4 yijing cos she got no tym.. im not yi jing so please dun expect funny posts from here ... here goes..hello..realised that my blog is so dead ... so i came 2 give it CPR.. see ? i can go join sjab...ok...so in sel we watch the chinese chinna thingy..den i go online..wah. so fun man!! den josephine went to teach me how to do the links for this blog..then was in class for the rest of the day .. charis left school immediately after school for tuition..then stayed back with jayce,grace,xinwei and josephine.. haha.. xin wei bought chicken rice so we accompany him ... then we saw yi rong's big broh-der.. haha.. he look lik the fatter version of yirong ... u pull the cheeks of yi rong den confirm look like his bro .. haha .. it was so hilarious.. then got dis big group of badminton guys went to yi heng down there den one guy came to in front of us den go do comb his hair wif his fingers and act shuai ... den i ask him wad he doing den he go back.. so hilarious !! haha !!den we saw mr muhammed den i go talk to him .. den de rest came and talk too..hahaha.. den we go class and walk about, went canteen and went to class and went home ... started raining so we opened our brellies and continued walking..ok dats aw dat i can rem 4 today yijing ... so buhbyes ..ps.. hey yi jing ... ur links sumting wrong .. ill try help as much as possible kaes ? (x
jaz soh was here with you at
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hello...just came to my blog and realised something..it is dead!!!like so dead la....nvm...so now in ACC lessons..told u no time to blog...so will make full use of this time to blog k???so someone make me so pissed...i mean like very...as u sahld know..the person is.....WTR!!!(willie the rat) yes...i know...as usual rite???but he tell the NCC sec 1s that i am a disgrace to guides...wat the chicken neh neh bang sai shithead la he....FOS...so pissed man...then he leh...a rat still can join NCC....can a rat do pumping??/it can only squeak...*squeak squeak*...wiliie the ratty face.... now..i am goi to teach u some lessons....close ur eyes now....everybody...now imagine...willie changing into a rat....*squeak squeak*...then imagine tt rat doin pumping...*SQUEAK!!1 SIR...*SQUEAK 2 SIR!!!!HAHA....SO HILARIOUS...OH MY GOSH...anyways...must buy rat poison....got alot of rats in school...remind me to ask grace to buy sulphur...some kind soul...thank u...bye!!!PS:my tagboard is dead....so pls tag k???
jaz soh was here with you at
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helo!!came back to revive my blog here...so good rite i??i know..u just have admit it rite??ok..so as i am writing this rite..this idotic teacher behind me is like“关掉！！！”blah blah blah...so FOS(full of shit) la...so i have to resort to my ultimate power “老师你好帅喔！！！” ok so tt was wat i said..and he did not say anything!!i told u i was very good..haha..actuallyi am in the lab now..got no time to blog at home so i blog now lor...then today in the morning corny said he was goin to china!!!!oh my god!! CHINA!!! shitty sia...u know the ppl there rite..they spit on the floor..then gt one time my cousin say she in the resaurant rite..then suddenly this china guy suaddenly spit into his hand and clean it on the curtain..my go la...like neh neh bang sai la...cant he just swallow the mucus...must spit into his hand!!! his hand leh!!his food not saltish enof is it??must resort to adding mucus into his food!!! haha..so his porridge will become a gooey substance..haha..anyway..corny does not need to worry bout getting lost there...coz the ppl there are white remeber??from the satellite u already can see a big black bloopy dot there...u know tt is corny...haha...ok..so bout the china guy thing rite...i know ur vomit bucket must be full now rite??i give u an idea boutwat to do wiht it la...drink it..and u will feel the hot thick subsatnce goin down ur throat...lolx...ciao for now!!!
jaz soh was here with you at
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helo!!came back to revive my blog here...so good rite i??i know..u just have admit it rite??ok..so as i am writing this rite..this idotic teacher behind me is like“关掉！！！”blah blah blah...so FOS(full of shit) la...so i have to resort to my ultimate power “老师你好帅喔！！！” ok so tt was wat i said..and he did not say anything!!i told u i was very good..haha..actuallyi am in the lab now..got no time to blog at home so i blog now lor...then today in the morning corny said he was goin to china!!!!oh my god!! CHINA!!! shitty sia...u know the ppl there rite..they spit on the floor..then gt one time my cousin say she in the resaurant rite..then suddenly this china guy suaddenly spit into his hand and clean it on the curtain..my go la...like neh neh bang sai la...cant he just swallow the mucus...must spit into his hand!!! his hand leh!!his food not saltish enof is it??must resort to adding mucus into his food!!! haha..so his porridge will become a gooey substance..haha..anyway..corny does not need to worry bout getting lost there...coz the ppl there are white remeber??from the satellite u already can see a big black bloopy dot there...u know tt is corny...haha...ok..so bout the china guy thing rite...i know ur vomit bucket must be full now rite??i give u an idea boutwat to do wiht it la...drink it..and u will feel the hot thick subsatnce goin down ur throat...lolx...ciao for now!!!
jaz soh was here with you at
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hey peeps..lalala..just joined the tea leave club a few days ago...3 days ago i think...well..today i shall write an apology to a rat called willie..here goes...
dear rat face oops..sorry..i mean rat willie...shit!!!i mean willie:
i am so sorry for writing the previous post bout u...just hoope that u will accept this ratty apology from me...i mean sorry..apology..to be precised..*ahem...if i had offended ur ratty... i mean glass heart..i am so sorry if i had broken it...but dun worry i will replace it with another one..but this one is special...with the shape of a rat!!!yeah..so just accept this apology and we shall be ratty frends again...wanna join my ratty club??just call me k???or email to this...www.willieisarat.org.com..thank u...
enjoy ur ratty life!!!!*squeak squeak*.....
yeah so back to the proper blogging....i am tea leave 9!!!yay!!!so happy sia...but the rules are lame....our motto..we go with jam and bread!!!haha..had math tuition today...so stupid sia...actually i needed it..if not i will fail for sure...sigh...i also wanna be a rat liao...bye *squeak squeak* but i am enjoying my life...*squeak squeak*
PS:
the writer has turned into a rat..like willie...
jaz soh was here with you at
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hey wassup??long time never post liao...coz like nothin much happen...but yesterday i went to esplanade...was boring....except when the intermission...i was finding someone la...then find like ten times roud the whole esplanade..i could not find tt person la...but when i turn around..i found his good frend..which is also my top of the list most disgusting guy...willie aw...bleddy rat face standing there...wore black somemore..black rat...i could not recognise him at first..then i tot..wah this person look like rat..then i was like oh my god...willie...disgusting...i tried to run away...but got so many idiotic fat ass locking my way...how to run away...i tell u he just pisses the shit out of me can....disgusting filthy rat face...piss off....ok then i could not find him...until today...my frend told me t person helping back stage..i was lke..so u mean i wasted twenty mins finding tt idiot...and not only could i not find him..i saw a rat...lke wat the hell can...stupid ia... ok so tts all...bye....
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